In my veterinary work, I have experienced how Llamas and alpacas like to spit when alarmed or irritated. Each congressperson could have one and every time the congress person makes a stupid vote (often), the camelid would spit in their faces. And it's hard to scrub it off and it is very putrid so they would be reminded of their idiotic vote. It isn't very quakerly, but it is amusing....
I like that. Each Congress critter would have their own -- kind of like those programs that give an egg to a high school kid to carry around so they know what it is like to have a baby. If your Congress person was out at, say an airport bathroom, w/o their alpaca there would be sanctions, maybe they would be censured. Yes, I think it could work!
Proud to be a public school teacher for 26 years, I see teaching as a radical act. Practitioner of Neo-schoolmarmism. School Library Media Specialist. I am a convinced Quaker, born again agnostic, mother of 3 daughters, passionate about issues of peace and social justice. My mom was a "red diaper baby", my dad was a conscientious objector during WW2, and I grew up in the thick of anti-war protests in Madison, Wisconsin in the sixties. Not a Republican bone in my body and not many Democratic ones either.
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And if that doesn't work, they can always try dealing drugs. Oh, I guess they already do that. Nevermind.
We'll need HERDS and Herds of them--all over the country, walking in our streets, in our parks, all over. . . . .
Jan, I am in TOTAL agreement with you!
Ed, too true.
In my veterinary work, I have experienced how Llamas and alpacas like to spit when alarmed or irritated. Each congressperson could have one and every time the congress person makes a stupid vote (often), the camelid would spit in their faces. And it's hard to scrub it off and it is very putrid so they would be reminded of their idiotic vote. It isn't very quakerly, but it is amusing....
I like that. Each Congress critter would have their own -- kind of like those programs that give an egg to a high school kid to carry around so they know what it is like to have a baby. If your Congress person was out at, say an airport bathroom, w/o their alpaca there would be sanctions, maybe they would be censured. Yes, I think it could work!
Actually, I had clients who raised emus. The oil from their backfat cures pretty much everything. Perhaps that is the way to go?
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