Monday, September 28, 2009
More from the mouths of kindergartners …
As a 23-year veteran kindergarten teacher I have developed the skill of waiting … waiting for the stragglers to come to the rug, sit criss-cross applesauce (kindergarten language for sit down and shut up,) clean up the playdough, get in line, etc. I have a whole repertoire of waiting songs. So on Friday the entire class but one is in line to go to art class. The one is putting on his shoes. It is taking a long, long time. I start singing this song (you know, so the others don't get restless and start some insurgent activity) that has movements for the kids to copy. We're singing, and gosh, the kid is taking a long time, and I'm running out of ideas for hand motions, so I start to do this bastardized rock-and-roll thingy, moving my fists up and down, and this little girl pipes up from the back of the line: "Teacher! Are you squeezing a cow's boobs?"
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3 comments:
So were you? Udderly creative!
It was a teachable moment. I informed her that everyone knows it is called a "teat", you live in Wisconsin dammit, and you'd better get that straight or miss play time. Then I made her wear a Cheesehead hat and stand in the corner for 15 minutes.
Well thank goodness your response was appropriate to her mistake. Lucky kid!
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