Showing posts with label vain attempt at humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vain attempt at humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Just for Sarah Palin's information ...

... I blog naked.
In Sarah Palin's interview with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren this evening, she referred to bloggers as "kids in pajamas sitting in the basement of their parents' homes" spewing out mean and inaccurate things about her.
My favorite Pee Wee's Playhouse moment ever was the episode where Pee Wee is having a pajama party. Cowboy Curtis arrives looking nervous, pulls Pee Wee aside, and informs Pee Wee that he doesn't wear pajamas. Jokes like that were why Pee Wee got busted for lewd and lascivious behavior. He was the best thing on Saturday morning TV since Hot Dog.

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Sarah Palin!

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Life: Getting Back to Normal

You know, it wasn't popular to say so during the election, but I felt like the news media (mainstream, as well as bloggers) shamefully neglected something; namely, the squid and octopus demographic. Recently I have been pleased to see steps being taken to rectify the situation.

Last week, it was the über-adorable piglet squid.
This week the BBC has an article about the common ancestor, still living, of all of the world's deep-sea octopi.And I would just like to say to all of the squid and octopi who might be reading my blog, at that temple in Japan back in 1974? That was my sister who bought the "octopus on a stick", not me. I was a vegetarian. And I don't eat anything with tentacles or suction cups.