Showing posts with label national embarrassment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label national embarrassment. Show all posts

Thursday, July 10, 2008

What a jackass.

Yeah, him. The mean little man currently occupying the White House. I won't post a picture because I can't bear looking at his smirking mug any longer.
Perhaps President Bush has been paying attention to all the bad press his climate policies have received. Before leaving the G8 this week, The Independent reports Bush "told his fellow leaders: 'Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.'"

Did you catch that? "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

The report called it a two-fingered salute. I call it a one-finger salute, telling the world, yet again, to fuck off. He has no shame, no conscience, no class.

Deep sigh.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

God help us.

From The Huffington Post:

"The No Child Left Behind Act is working," Bush said with first lady Laura Bush, Education Secretary Margaret Spellings, New York Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg (I) and School Chancellor Joel Klein at his side. "I say that because the nation's report card says it's working. Scores are improving, in some instances hitting all-time highs."
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A few moments later, he added, "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." The official White House transcript later corrected the statement to "children." [Because it is 2nd nature to them to lie.]

Read the entire article here.

You know what I think of NCLB.

Monday, August 20, 2007

"All I ever wanted," said Georgie, his big blue eyes filling with tears, "was to spread democracy across the Middle East."

You almost need a barf bag handy when you read this article by Peter Baker (is that another one of Jeff Gannon's pseudonyms?) from the Washington Post.

By the time he arrived in Prague in June for a democracy conference, President Bush was frustrated. He had committed his presidency to working toward the goal of "ending tyranny in our world," yet the march of freedom seemed stalled. Just as aggravating was the sense that his own government was not committed to his vision.

As he sat down with opposition leaders from authoritarian societies around the world, he gave voice to his exasperation. "You're not the only dissident," Bush told Saad Eddin Ibrahim, a leader in the resistance to Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. "I too am a dissident in Washington. Bureaucracy in the United States does not help change. It seems that Mubarak succeeded in brainwashing them." (Position the bag and read the rest here.)

My first question is the obvious one: He sees himself as a dissident in Washington? Just who or whom does he see himself in opposition to -- an oppressive regime, i.e. his?

My second question (and one I've asked before): How can anyone who fancies himself a journalist write about anything that Bush says or does as if it's credible?

The story of how a president's vision is translated into thorny policy is a classic Washington tale of politics, inertia, rivalries and funding battles -- and a case study in the frustrated ambition of a besieged presidency. Bush says his goal of "ending tyranny" will take many generations, and he aims to institutionalize it as U.S. policy no matter who follows him in the White House. And for all the difficulties of the moment, it may yet, as he hopes, see fruition down the road.

Oh, for Pete's sake! Or as my mom used to say, "Cry me a river!" So Jo-ji Bushie is the bold outsider with a Vision, but he's up against D.C. bureaucrats ... yes, yes, it's taking shape in my mind as a, yes, a comic book! Mild-mannered, bespectacled, slightly nerdy but lovable politician wants nothing more than to battle tyranny in the world, steps into a nearby phone booth and becomes Democracy Man!

Now where did I put that barf bag?

Sunday, July 08, 2007

How perfect.

This series of letters came up when Mr. Ether was leaving a comment on a blog; my sentiments exactly.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Thanks, Mitt ...


... for giving me my joke of the summer:

Car too full? That's OK, we'll just strap the dog to the roof!

What is with these Rethugs? There was Bill Frist who bragged about doing extracurricular experiments on kitty cats in med school. And Jo-ji* of course, who blew up frogs as a boy. Dick Cheney shoots anything that moves on 4 legs ... or 2.

You know, I have thought all along that John Kerry is a big wienie ... but I had to vote for him when I heard the story about him doing CPR -- or was it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation -- on Licorice, the almost-drowned hamster. Maybe I am a PETA person at heart.

*"Jo-ji" is what I've heard Koreans call our so-called president. It's baby talk for penis.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Fidelity: Investing in Genocide

I admit, I have been guilty of pleading "compassion fatigue" and letting others carry the torch for Darfur. (One of those others is Quaker Dave, whose blogs The Quaker Agitator and Daily Darfur are excellent places to become educated. So please visit ... )

It's bad enough that profit is Fidelity's bottom line, but using strong-arm tactics on media outlets (and them capitulating) is ... well, par for the course in our brave new world. Unfortunately. And unconscionable nevertheless.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Does MoveOn Finally Get It?


MoveOn has a survey here, asking their membership if they support impeachment. Pardon me while I bang my head against the wall. Anyway, I went to the site and responded to the survey with this comment:
IT'S A NO-BRAINER! Impeachment is the process that the framers of the U.S. Constitution put in place to prevent tyrannical rule in our country. It is a legal process that is set in motion when our leaders in Washington do not follow the rule of law. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE ALLOW THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION TO BREAK THE LAW BEFORE WE USE IMPEACHMENT??? Contrary to Republican belief it is NOT for presidents who get blow jobs in the Oval Office. Contrary to Nancy Pelosi's belief, it is neither partisan, vindictive, nor a distraction. Impeachment is at the heart of saving our Republic. Period. Duh.
I'm sure the computer that tallies the responses will appreciate the subtlety of my comment.

For what it's worth, please go to their site if you want to see the Commander Guy and his puppeteers impeached. (I can't believe he just referred to himself as "the Commander Guy." Every kindergartner in my classroom has more sophistication and maturity -- not to mention compassion -- than Dubya.)